Why does Eddy have no fans?

daddys-got-a-gun:

eddysthebest:

daddys-got-a-gun:

eddysthebest:

I’m way better than rest of those idiots. Everyone loves Eddy Raja! 

-presses his fingers to the bridge of his nose with a sigh- we should have sewn your mouth shut when we had the chance…..

Hah! You’d be burnt up by those fire demons without me. Don’t act like you wouldn’t!

You and I remember that island very differently. After all, I wasn’t the one who threw a fit when he saw those things.

Hey! You weren’t dragged off to be killed by some freaky naked men things. You’d be screaming too if you saw the shit I saw with Drake. What did you find…blue people? -laughs- how scared were you?